BEBE the clothing brand that put their logos on the chest’s of millions of 90’s cougars with tramp stamps, has finally taken the hint. They lost their way and failed miserably. They are shutting down the retail stores in all the malls that you avoid and focusing online. I know exactly why this happened, and exactly when. In the mid 2000’s, they were the brand that all the girls wanted for going out. They made hot slutty dresses for the clubs and a decent line for everyday wear. 2005 was their peak, their sales were through the roof. The recession came and knocked them down along with everyone else. Which was expected. In late 2009 they figured out a way to bring in more revenue, they brought in a signature Kardashian line which was a massive hit. They almost doubled their stock in the Spring 2010 to get back on their feet. But then, this is where things went south. Instead of rolling with the market, they decided to start appeasing to the poor and impoverished generation of hipsters. Cutting the hot slutty clubbing outfits for pastels and other garbage. This is where Guess/Marciano stepped in and took everything. By the time they tried getting back into the scene, they didn’t have any good designer ideas and their quality was cut in half. The thousands of blowout clearance sales couldn’t save them from the shit storm they turned into.
It’s really too bad. It was good while it lasted. Their last effort at staying relevant, was hiring; pretty boring and regular, Yovanna Ventura. Big secret though: it didn’t work. So I pronounce a moment of silence to the death of a brand that was run into the ground, probably by a bunch of clueless females. Here is a bunch of the usual Yovanna Ventura shots, scroll through.
We currently live in a time where fake news is running rampant in the mainstream media. But it has actually been going on for many years, in the types of media that matter to us. Magazines such as Sports Illustrated have been pushing their agendas on us for years now. They started slow, years ago by using the Wilder-beast Kate Upton. Somehow, the queen of dumpy body syndrome became a “hot” sex idol. Last year they dropped another massive, literal bomb on us by using a monster like Ashley Graham. It looked like animal cruelty, like a massive manatee tangled in a net on a beach. Desensitizing innocent people around the world. I am convinced that their end game is to become a full blown Whale Watching magazine. They are half way there and I give it 2 more years before they casually slip an old picture of Shamu inbetween disgusting Kate Upton and Triple cheese burger eating Ashley Graham.
Aubrey Destremps is one of those girls that the media doesn’t want you to see. Even Instagram changed their algorithms so they can ignore the real talent in the world. The media wants to brainwash you into thinking monsters are hot. Please shield yourself by following Aubrey. I see a bright future for this LA native. I wish her good luck with breaking into the mainstream scene, I could see her in Guess campaigns. Possibly the next Gigi. I’ve attached a randomized gallery so you can catch up on times. Scroll through.
One of my favorite things is thirsty girls who pretend to be models to fill their empty egos. There’s nothing I like more than a try hard, going out of their way to show skin to accomplish this. Sarah Sinclair is one of many out there starting very late in the game. In a time where Instagram is dying from their bullshit algorithms just like Facebook. If you didn’t know, you see the same posters at the top everyday because they paid to be thereand if you didn’t think it was before, you should know now; it’s all a scam. That’s why I’m here. Sarah Sinclair is your average “model”, that showed her tits to the right dudes to get that Monster energy gig full of known escorts. As a matter of fact and in the name of art; there’s a NSFW gallery if your here for some boobs. Click for gallery.
What do you do when you’re closing in on 30, addicted to other peoples coke all while hitting rock bottom and basically homeless? There’s generally three main choices a girl can fall back onto, some dive into stripping or porn. For others, escorting is a more discreet way to earn a living, all while living a relatively normal life. Then there’s option 3, because heaven forbid a thirsty 25+ year old get an actual job; Playboy – Cam girl porn. Playboy was a more respected brand 5 years ago, now branched off around the world and basically broke; they have nose dived with a roster of mostly scabs and drug attics. They tried to turn their magazine around to basically a nudeless, paper click bait – ad cesspool. So excuse me for being skeptical when a girl gets excited for being on a page halfway through a Mexican issue. Jamie Michelle is an older girl, I feel like she made a lot of bad choices in her life and still has not found a real man that can get her out of the hole that she buried herself into trying to pay for that boob job. Now she does straight porn, you can see what I mean here. I hope someday soon she can find real love from a nice rich guy so she can turn the cam off and worry about which island they’re going to visit every month. Scroll through and feel better about yourself that you don’t have to snap randoms to afford lunch.
If Abigale Ratchford wasn’t a fat, dumpy, disgusting train wreck with mutant tits; she would remind me alot like Nicole Thorne from Australia. Sometimes, that seems to be the only way some girls can get attention; to just be a creature that makes you think, what the fuck happened to their life that tits with enough cc’s for 6 different people seemed like a good choice. I doubt it would be a very fun experience living with that monster, those thighs rubbing together while she walks probably creates enough moisture to fix the Flint, Michigan water problems. Moral of the story is that people need to check their eyes, Abigale Ratchford is a scab. Nicole Thorne however is something to check out, people need to sit down and takes some notes. She’s pretty new to the scene and I’m an early adopter into the fan club. You can probably tell that she’s going places and I’m looking forward to some new material. There’s a couple Photo Shoots for your viewing pleasure, make your own judgments; I don’t give a shit what you do.
Belgian Marisa Papen was an easy follow on Instagram, but now to most; has fallen off the radar. If you check out her personal blog here, you’ll see that she has kept perfectly busy with photoshoots and travelling. Most of her work which everyone would consider art, is considered risky and derogatory to the Instagram police. I’m sure having constant take downs, even with posts that weren’t that bad, got extremely frustrating. I encourage you to give her blog a read, it’s pretty immersive into the more carefree wanderlust lifestyle. I’m hoping someday she brings out big hardcopy book of her best work, with stories in between (I’m down to help this get rolling). Other than that, I wish her good luck and hope she finds whatever it is she’s looking for. I have a couple NSFW galleries for you guys to check out. Scroll through.