Alexis Ren is in a new shoot for swim designer Beach Bunny. I’m not really surprised in saying that it’s just about as boring as ever. It’s been over half a year since the chapter with little boy whore Jay Alvarrez ended and it looks like everything worked out for everyone. Both are still getting those corporate deals. If you haven’t heard of Beach Bunny, they broke big when they introduced their bikinis for Sports Illustrated back in 2010. That was well before SI turned into a cheeseburger eater worshiping digest thanks to their Ashley Graham beached whale spread. I have always loved the Beach Bunny lines but they need to chill out. All I hear now about all their bikinis is how they’re the absolute worst for tan lines. If you’re someone who is travelling and out in the sun as much as me, then you need to take a look at Teeny B. Take note Beach Bunny, you’re welcome. Click for boring Alexis Ren shoot.
What do you do when you’re closing in on 30, addicted to other peoples coke all while hitting rock bottom and basically homeless? There’s generally three main choices a girl can fall back onto, some dive into stripping or porn. For others, escorting is a more discreet way to earn a living, all while living a relatively normal life. Then there’s option 3, because heaven forbid a thirsty 25+ year old get an actual job; Playboy – Cam girl porn. Playboy was a more respected brand 5 years ago, now branched off around the world and basically broke; they have nose dived with a roster of mostly scabs and drug attics. They tried to turn their magazine around to basically a nudeless, paper click bait – ad cesspool. So excuse me for being skeptical when a girl gets excited for being on a page halfway through a Mexican issue. Jamie Michelle is an older girl, I feel like she made a lot of bad choices in her life and still has not found a real man that can get her out of the hole that she buried herself into trying to pay for that boob job. Now she does straight porn, you can see what I mean here. I hope someday soon she can find real love from a nice rich guy so she can turn the cam off and worry about which island they’re going to visit every month. Scroll through and feel better about yourself that you don’t have to snap randoms to afford lunch.
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If Abigale Ratchford wasn’t a fat, dumpy, disgusting train wreck with mutant tits; she would remind me alot like Nicole Thorne from Australia. Sometimes, that seems to be the only way some girls can get attention; to just be a creature that makes you think, what the fuck happened to their life that tits with enough cc’s for 6 different people seemed like a good choice. I doubt it would be a very fun experience living with that monster, those thighs rubbing together while she walks probably creates enough moisture to fix the Flint, Michigan water problems. Moral of the story is that people need to check their eyes, Abigale Ratchford is a scab. Nicole Thorne however is something to check out, people need to sit down and takes some notes. She’s pretty new to the scene and I’m an early adopter into the fan club. You can probably tell that she’s going places and I’m looking forward to some new material. There’s a couple Photo Shoots for your viewing pleasure, make your own judgments; I don’t give a shit what you do.
Belgian Marisa Papen was an easy follow on Instagram, but now to most; has fallen off the radar. If you check out her personal blog here, you’ll see that she has kept perfectly busy with photoshoots and travelling. Most of her work which everyone would consider art, is considered risky and derogatory to the Instagram police. I’m sure having constant take downs, even with posts that weren’t that bad, got extremely frustrating. I encourage you to give her blog a read, it’s pretty immersive into the more carefree wanderlust lifestyle. I’m hoping someday she brings out big hardcopy book of her best work, with stories in between (I’m down to help this get rolling). Other than that, I wish her good luck and hope she finds whatever it is she’s looking for. I have a couple NSFW galleries for you guys to check out. Scroll through.
Tianna Gregory or tiannag, has been running the shit out of the social media game. She’s an OG heavy hitter with more followers than most real celebrities, sitting right now at 3.7 million. I haven’t really figured out what she actually does other than running around the country for photoshoots cashing those followers, slinging those IG products. Unfortunately for you guys, I have a strong feeling that she doesn’t need to get into escorting and probably won’t enter that life ditch of becoming a pornstar. Who knows though, anything can happen if you put your mind to it(that’s what the Carebears taught me..). I was going to link you guys her calendar for your great wall of “I’m an obsessive creep” or whatever the fuck you guys do (I personally would like to think that you paid for them to eat that day, or helped out with their cellphone bill) but links on her website have ebola today. You can grab one here once they figure their shit out. Today’s main feature however is a few safe for work photo shoots that you can check out. Click for full galleries. I have to admit how fucking massive this post is. I had to sit back, throw on some rap music and hammer through before my brain exploded. Enjoy and scroll through.