It’s the United States anniversary when a bunch of settlement colony middle management got together and decided they wanted to make more cash and stop giving it all to Monarch British empire. Their plan was simple, become a new country. Then they would live like kings with no one to answer to, all they had to do was lie and pretend like there’s democracy for all the lower class to follow them into war. It worked well. Fast forward to present time and much like every other holiday on the calendar, July 4th has turned into a red white and blue themed slut fest with fireworks. Morgan Hollie is what the rest of the world perceives the typical USA girl to look like, Blonde with tits. So scroll through and get back to your celebrations.
Tara Booher looks like a more proportionate, much younger version of Lindsey Pelas. I say this because Lindsey Pelas is obviously more popular because of her Xavier School for the gifted mutant tits. Lindsey’s a scab that the world picks at sometimes, no one asked for it but there it is. Without her saggers she would just be some old, I want to say nice person.. Tara on the other hand is looking forward to the future. She’s probably going to be a mom someday and wants to start settling down. I have a feeling she’s going to end up a single mom. She needs to start doing whatever it takes to put her future kid through college, because in America; the lie is that you need to waste your money on an education to get anywhere. If you want to help out the good cause, you can “book” her here. I’m hoping that she has a fake Paypal account based in China so the feds don’t find it. Beyond that, I wish her family good luck in their future.
Kasey Hill is your average Aussie blonde trying to get away from their country like the plague. They say that if an Australian girl doesn’t leave in time, they start to grow trashy tats down their arms and crotches. It’s what happens when they stick around long enough to get touched by someone who doesn’t make taxable income. I’ve seen it many times and it’s not pretty. For some reason, their only course of safety is getting on that green card diet. Kasey should be safe, the risk lowers after age 30. I wish her good luck.
I’ve never heard of Ellie Ottaway before, but I’m always on the lookout for new talent. I have positive hopes for her, she looks like she’s going places. There is a very tame shoot getting posted around that you should check out. The photographer is Cody James Mcgibbon, not that you would care. Nobody gives a fuck about the photographers anymore. Just remember, without them we’d all be stuck with lame duck-face selfies. Click for the gallery.
I have a lot of respect for girls that take to their calling, even more so when that includes showing their bodies in the hopes that one day they can lock down some rich guy. Everything would be fine the first year or so, lots of vacations and accepting this new lifestyle. But they’ll end up cheating on each other because he’s always out working and she likes getting donkey punched but he’s too much of a gentleman. I see this story way too much, it’s becoming as normal as buying a car. There is the odd chance that things could work out fine. I’m a dreamer I guess and everyone is different. This is Lindsey Lamson, I have a lot of hope for her. She should kick your Friday up a notch. You can also “Book” her, whatever that means.. Give her a follow if you’re not already and scroll through.