I’m actually quite surprised by the turn out this year, everyone needs to give themselves a good pat on the back. Valentines has finally evolved into a lingerie slut fest like halloween. I have to admit I tried my hardest to compile the best of today, but Instagram was working against me with their damn algorithms. It should still do the trick. I’m sure half of the girls with their boxes of chocolates and flowers went out weeks ago, bought their props from Safeway and met up with their photographer that they hook up with for free shoots. The things they do for us, I’ll be the first to say thanks for the hard work. Scroll through.
Tianna Gregory or tiannag, has been running the shit out of the social media game. She’s an OG heavy hitter with more followers than most real celebrities, sitting right now at 3.7 million. I haven’t really figured out what she actually does other than running around the country for photoshoots cashing those followers, slinging those IG products. Unfortunately for you guys, I have a strong feeling that she doesn’t need to get into escorting and probably won’t enter that life ditch of becoming a pornstar. Who knows though, anything can happen if you put your mind to it(that’s what the Carebears taught me..). I was going to link you guys her calendar for your great wall of “I’m an obsessive creep” or whatever the fuck you guys do (I personally would like to think that you paid for them to eat that day, or helped out with their cellphone bill) but links on her website have ebola today. You can grab one here once they figure their shit out. Today’s main feature however is a few safe for work photo shoots that you can check out. Click for full galleries. I have to admit how fucking massive this post is. I had to sit back, throw on some rap music and hammer through before my brain exploded. Enjoy and scroll through.
Sarah McDaniel has finally come out with a nude shoot and I’ve heard it’s a big deal. I guess she did some Playboy stuff (didn’t know they were still around) and fans were pissed that she decided not to #freethenipple then. I honestly haven’t heard about her before this so there’s a first for everything. You guys have something to get excited about, she set precedent in the fact that now it’s not a big deal to get completely naked in front of a camera anymore. You could say she’s into softcore porn now, usually it’s the gateway for greater things. Maybe one day she’ll be low on rent money and end up having to make that choice whether to be evicted or just accept that offer from the casting couch. There’s a rumor that she uses a contact lens to fake the heterochromia, honestly who cares. Girls lie about everything anyway so this wouldn’t surprise me at all. At least if it’s true, it’s working and it’s helping her get ahead. It’s kinda like those people that lie about having cancer to get free donations. Obviously they needed the money. I hope she get’s what she’s looking for. Click for NSFW gallery.
It’s the United States anniversary when a bunch of settlement colony middle management got together and decided they wanted to make more cash and stop giving it all to Monarch British empire. Their plan was simple, become a new country. Then they would live like kings with no one to answer to, all they had to do was lie and pretend like there’s democracy for all the lower class to follow them into war. It worked well. Fast forward to present time and much like every other holiday on the calendar, July 4th has turned into a red white and blue themed slut fest with fireworks. Morgan Hollie is what the rest of the world perceives the typical USA girl to look like, Blonde with tits. So scroll through and get back to your celebrations.