BEBE the clothing brand that put their logos on the chest’s of millions of 90’s cougars with tramp stamps, has finally taken the hint. They lost their way and failed miserably. They are shutting down the retail stores in all the malls that you avoid and focusing online. I know exactly why this happened, and exactly when. In the mid 2000’s, they were the brand that all the girls wanted for going out. They made hot slutty dresses for the clubs and a decent line for everyday wear. 2005 was their peak, their sales were through the roof. The recession came and knocked them down along with everyone else. Which was expected. In late 2009 they figured out a way to bring in more revenue, they brought in a signature Kardashian line which was a massive hit. They almost doubled their stock in the Spring 2010 to get back on their feet. But then, this is where things went south. Instead of rolling with the market, they decided to start appeasing to the poor and impoverished generation of hipsters. Cutting the hot slutty clubbing outfits for pastels and other garbage. This is where Guess/Marciano stepped in and took everything. By the time they tried getting back into the scene, they didn’t have any good designer ideas and their quality was cut in half. The thousands of blowout clearance sales couldn’t save them from the shit storm they turned into.
It’s really too bad. It was good while it lasted. Their last effort at staying relevant, was hiring; pretty boring and regular, Yovanna Ventura. Big secret though: it didn’t work. So I pronounce a moment of silence to the death of a brand that was run into the ground, probably by a bunch of clueless females. Here is a bunch of the usual Yovanna Ventura shots, scroll through.
We currently live in a time where fake news is running rampant in the mainstream media. But it has actually been going on for many years, in the types of media that matter to us. Magazines such as Sports Illustrated have been pushing their agendas on us for years now. They started slow, years ago by using the Wilder-beast Kate Upton. Somehow, the queen of dumpy body syndrome became a “hot” sex idol. Last year they dropped another massive, literal bomb on us by using a monster like Ashley Graham. It looked like animal cruelty, like a massive manatee tangled in a net on a beach. Desensitizing innocent people around the world. I am convinced that their end game is to become a full blown Whale Watching magazine. They are half way there and I give it 2 more years before they casually slip an old picture of Shamu inbetween disgusting Kate Upton and Triple cheese burger eating Ashley Graham.
Aubrey Destremps is one of those girls that the media doesn’t want you to see. Even Instagram changed their algorithms so they can ignore the real talent in the world. The media wants to brainwash you into thinking monsters are hot. Please shield yourself by following Aubrey. I see a bright future for this LA native. I wish her good luck with breaking into the mainstream scene, I could see her in Guess campaigns. Possibly the next Gigi. I’ve attached a randomized gallery so you can catch up on times. Scroll through.
Alexis Ren is in a new shoot for swim designer Beach Bunny. I’m not really surprised in saying that it’s just about as boring as ever. It’s been over half a year since the chapter with little boy whore Jay Alvarrez ended and it looks like everything worked out for everyone. Both are still getting those corporate deals. If you haven’t heard of Beach Bunny, they broke big when they introduced their bikinis for Sports Illustrated back in 2010. That was well before SI turned into a cheeseburger eater worshiping digest thanks to their Ashley Graham beached whale spread. I have always loved the Beach Bunny lines but they need to chill out. All I hear now about all their bikinis is how they’re the absolute worst for tan lines. If you’re someone who is travelling and out in the sun as much as me, then you need to take a look at Teeny B. Take note Beach Bunny, you’re welcome. Click for boring Alexis Ren shoot.
One of my favorite things is thirsty girls who pretend to be models to fill their empty egos. There’s nothing I like more than a try hard, going out of their way to show skin to accomplish this. Sarah Sinclair is one of many out there starting very late in the game. In a time where Instagram is dying from their bullshit algorithms just like Facebook. If you didn’t know, you see the same posters at the top everyday because they paid to be thereand if you didn’t think it was before, you should know now; it’s all a scam. That’s why I’m here. Sarah Sinclair is your average “model”, that showed her tits to the right dudes to get that Monster energy gig full of known escorts. As a matter of fact and in the name of art; there’s a NSFW gallery if your here for some boobs. Click for gallery.
Barrett Taylor Sharpe is still pretty unknown. The only thing I could really find is some side page of Sports Illustrated. Which is a lot better than their main shit, Beached Whale Digest thanks to Ashley Graham. But you know, this is perfectly fine. Everyone starts somewhere and so far from what I can tell escorting shouldn’t be an option for a while. I’m hoping her agency isn’t a lazy piece of shit and gets her some bigger contracts. I see some Beach Bunny or Guess potential. You don’t want to start too big, you definitely want a trail of campaigns behind you for bargaining power when the contracts come out. I’m hoping she finds success and one day ends up on that VS runway with a set of wings, maybe even a 4M bra. Barrett; Don’t worry about finding that special someone yet, just grind hard and make yourself something great. Click for a decent, beach shoot gallery.