Alexis Ren is in a new shoot for swim designer Beach Bunny. I’m not really surprised in saying that it’s just about as boring as ever. It’s been over half a year since the chapter with little boy whore Jay Alvarrez ended and it looks like everything worked out for everyone. Both are still getting those corporate deals. If you haven’t heard of Beach Bunny, they broke big when they introduced their bikinis for Sports Illustrated back in 2010. That was well before SI turned into a cheeseburger eater worshiping digest thanks to their Ashley Graham beached whale spread. I have always loved the Beach Bunny lines but they need to chill out. All I hear now about all their bikinis is how they’re the absolute worst for tan lines. If you’re someone who is travelling and out in the sun as much as me, then you need to take a look at Teeny B. Take note Beach Bunny, you’re welcome. Click for boring Alexis Ren shoot.
If Abigale Ratchford wasn’t a fat, dumpy, disgusting train wreck with mutant tits; she would remind me alot like Nicole Thorne from Australia. Sometimes, that seems to be the only way some girls can get attention; to just be a creature that makes you think, what the fuck happened to their life that tits with enough cc’s for 6 different people seemed like a good choice. I doubt it would be a very fun experience living with that monster, those thighs rubbing together while she walks probably creates enough moisture to fix the Flint, Michigan water problems. Moral of the story is that people need to check their eyes, Abigale Ratchford is a scab. Nicole Thorne however is something to check out, people need to sit down and takes some notes. She’s pretty new to the scene and I’m an early adopter into the fan club. You can probably tell that she’s going places and I’m looking forward to some new material. There’s a couple Photo Shoots for your viewing pleasure, make your own judgments; I don’t give a shit what you do.