What do you do when you’re closing in on 30, addicted to other peoples coke all while hitting rock bottom and basically homeless? There’s generally three main choices a girl can fall back onto, some dive into stripping or porn. For others, escorting is a more discreet way to earn a living, all while living a relatively normal life. Then there’s option 3, because heaven forbid a thirsty 25+ year old get an actual job; Playboy – Cam girl porn. Playboy was a more respected brand 5 years ago, now branched off around the world and basically broke; they have nose dived with a roster of mostly scabs and drug attics. They tried to turn their magazine around to basically a nudeless, paper click bait – ad cesspool. So excuse me for being skeptical when a girl gets excited for being on a page halfway through a Mexican issue. Jamie Michelle is an older girl, I feel like she made a lot of bad choices in her life and still has not found a real man that can get her out of the hole that she buried herself into trying to pay for that boob job. Now she does straight porn, you can see what I mean here. I hope someday soon she can find real love from a nice rich guy so she can turn the cam off and worry about which island they’re going to visit every month. Scroll through and feel better about yourself that you don’t have to snap randoms to afford lunch.
I don’t know what it is but certain girls don’t evolve or become better, they get complacent and do the same boring thing over and over, never growing or changing. It’s like they’re afraid to try something new, but more than likely they just have impeded abilities. Ashley Lucero unfortunately fits somewhere in this description. Her makeup is fucking terrible. Her (what I’m assuming) nice face is buried beneath the blood orange eyeshadow, the bad fake eyelashes and the over implied cateyes…. Every. Fucking. Day. I guess you could say this is an intervention or a PSA. Ashley, you’re probably a nice person. Stop looking like you’ve been partying for 3 days straight. You’re better than this, I know it.
If you have the slightest inclination to find out what it all looks and smells like in person, you can book her for a private tea party here.
I know what you’re thinking, you’re a 19 year old girl with life aspirations and student debt and half of you wants the fast lane lifestyle. But you’re worried there’s a high chance if you break into the escort industry, you might end up in a ditch somewhere. That might be true in Mexico or Atlanta, but if you know how to play the game by keeping followers past 800K and stay away from marijuana (low income drug) you’ll be getting flown to Dubai and taking side trips to Bali in no time. Anyuta Rai or Anna Vyacheslavovna as the Soviet Union would like to call her, is one of those well known escorts that proves you could make it one day. I’m sure a lot of it has to do with genetics and having fake tits, add those to the check list. But you know you’re doing something right when a professional photographer follows you around everywhere you go, like Anna. I just wanted to thank her for giving hope to young girls everywhere that they too can achieve something so great. Scroll through.
If you aren’t completely ignorant to the rest of the world, you would have already come to the conclusion that the Russians are infiltrating everywhere. There is one in particular that I will focus on, in Barcelona (at the moment). Not having a last name can get tricky. It raises a lot of flags about what you do for a living. Also mentioning that you are only in certain locations for temporary times might raise an eyebrow, or both.. You might be into travelling vacuum sales, or an Escort. We’re not here to point fingers or make judgments, personally I would be relieved to find out it’s just the jetset, exciting, money making life of escorting that a girl was into. Sofia is a Russian that will take your bookings here. Now scroll through.
New Zealander Rosanna Arkle, looking to cash in on that green card; has been running the game on many fronts. I used to think she was just another normal person, had a day job maybe as a hair dresser or something. But then the supplement sponsors came, the ones that only hire known escorts. That sealed it. It’s perfectly fine with me, at least we can get a hold of her via email if we need to book her. I just wish she posted a location calendar, it would make scheduling quicker. There’s a teasing shoot of her that’s been making it’s rounds. Click for gallery.
Sometimes out of the goodness of my heart, I decide to give you guys something to look at other than our regularly schedueld programming. Amanda Lynn is worth the double take. Again, if you feel like “booking” her, you can paypal the cash here. Just make sure you hit friends and family, no one wants to wait around for your payment to bounce. Scroll through.