Valentines 2017

I’m actually quite surprised by the turn out this year, everyone needs to give themselves a good pat on the back. Valentines has finally evolved into a lingerie slut fest like halloween. I have to admit I tried my hardest to compile the best of today, but Instagram was working against me with their damn algorithms. It should still do the trick. I’m sure half of the girls with their boxes of chocolates and flowers went out weeks ago, bought their props from Safeway and met up with their photographer that they hook up with for free shoots. The things they do for us, I’ll be the first to say thanks for the hard work. Scroll through.

#ValentinesVibes ✨?✨

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I’m a sucker for flowers any day of the year. Happy Valentines Babes ?

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Happy Valentine’s Day ?

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Be mine? ❤️#happyvalentinesday @ogfoto

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Happy Valentines my babies ❤

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It wouldn’t be Valentine’s Day if we didn’t all get some ? #theashleydee #latinbeauty #valentinesday ? @thashotta ? @theashleydee

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Tianna Gregory Photoshoot Cache

Tianna Gregory or tiannag, has been running the shit out of the social media game. She’s an OG heavy hitter with more followers than most real celebrities, sitting right now at 3.7 million. I haven’t really figured out what she actually does other than running around the country for photoshoots cashing those followers, slinging those IG products. Unfortunately for you guys, I have a strong feeling that she doesn’t need to get into escorting and probably won’t enter that life ditch of becoming a pornstar. Who knows though, anything can happen if you put your mind to it(that’s what the Carebears taught me..). I was going to link you guys her calendar for your great wall of “I’m an obsessive creep” or whatever the fuck you guys do (I personally would like to think that you paid for them to eat that day, or helped out with their cellphone bill) but links on her website have ebola today. You can grab one here once they figure their shit out. Today’s main feature however is a few safe for work photo shoots that you can check out. Click for full galleries. I have to admit how fucking massive this post is. I had to sit back, throw on some rap music and hammer through before my brain exploded. Enjoy and scroll through.

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? ? @nathangroff Glam @niseysweetheart

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I tripped ? @martin_depict Hair @stephteazehair Glam @makeupbylucky Shoes @publicdesire

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On Wednesday we wear bikinis

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❤️? Photo @martin_depict Glam @makeupbylucky Hair @stephteazehair Fit @themagpark ? @publicdesire

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Your company, I’ve been fiending Glam @emi_sklar ? @medivmonstv

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My last fling I put that shit in the dirt ? ? @medivmonstv

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Complete cookie diet working well ? ? @martin_depict Stylist @jessicafang Hair @stephteazehair @makeupbylucky

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Calendar Pre-orders only one week left TIANNAG.COM

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The original ✨✨✨ ? @martin_depict Glam @makeupbylucky Hair @stephteazehair Outfit @dbleudazzled

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? @martin_depict Glam @makeupbynessa Happy Saturday everyone ?

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?? yum.

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??? sweet dreams ? @justinyanger

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? @martin_depict Glam @makeupbylucky

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Another killer shot by my good friend @vanstyles ??

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Over the ledge with @murreggtart Glam @makeupbynessa @_tiannagregory

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Smooches ? ? @martin_depict Glam @makeupbynessa

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#bts shooting my calendar with @martin_depict @makeupbylucky

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Antje Utgaard for Social Media

Antje Utgaardis is someone to look up to and take note. People around the world are growing up with massive debts for the moneygrab scam of going to college and getting a “career”. After graduation, it’s estimated that only 14% will get a job in their degree, turning into a mere 27% after years of searching. The rest end up picking up work that barely makes all their payments. Some girls have a hard time and it’s usually because they have too much pride to utilize their natural fallback; using their bodies for money. There are different levels of this, some are escorting, stripping or pornstars, there are a few that have capitalized on the social media platform to make money off slinging protein powder and detox teas or even your standard modeling. Then there are the ones that locked down a rich guy early. Antje is modeling and dabbling in the social media game to keep the hype and I’m a fan of her work. She’s going places with those tits and I hope she finds a nice rich guy, you can only Instagram for so many years and Playboy shot themselves in the face.

Side note: I feel bad that those simple creeps at The Chive and Playboy compared her to Kate Upton, fucking gross.

Kaitlynn Anderson

I’m going to go ahead and assume that everyone knows the sloppy, completely disproportionate street manatee named Abigail Ratchford. Famous for her mutant tits, I honestly can’t think of anything good to do with her and I’m ok with that. But in stark contrast to Abigail the gorilla, is Kaitlynn Anderson. She looks like a 10 year younger and less fucked up version which should be the goal here. I’ve never understood the appeal of a big pair of fat sacks the size of your fucking ass getting pinched between your arms. I do feel bad for having to talk about the beast in the same post as Kaitlynn, but there is a pint to be made. This is your weekends cache so as usual, scroll through.

I don't wanna talk like a boss – but we both know you know who I am ? ? | @johnnycinematic

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@teddy.marks.photography

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these fuck*n people.. @johnnycinematic

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female bodies are works of art meant for praise ❤️ | @teddy.marks.photography @kaitlynnjanderson

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I'll just be over here giving them something to stare at and blabbb about.. ?

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pay them no attention.. ps thank you 70k ? // @kaitlynnjanderson

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im a freak i dont care if your a wild one

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The latest @kaitlynnjanderson x @sir_billyward

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she had a need to fucking devour anything that crossed her path… ? | @johnnycinematic

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why wait for someone else to obsess over you when you can obsess over yourself.. ? | @sir_billyward

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Anyuta Rai

I know what you’re thinking, you’re a 19 year old girl with life aspirations and student debt and half of you wants the fast lane lifestyle. But you’re worried there’s a high chance if you break into the escort industry, you might end up in a ditch somewhere. That might be true in Mexico or Atlanta, but if you know how to play the game by keeping followers past 800K and stay away from marijuana (low income drug) you’ll be getting flown to Dubai and taking side trips to Bali in no time. Anyuta Rai or Anna Vyacheslavovna as the Soviet Union would like to call her, is one of those well known escorts that proves you could make it one day. I’m sure a lot of it has to do with genetics and having fake tits, add those to the check list. But you know you’re doing something right when a professional photographer follows you around everywhere you go, like Anna. I just wanted to thank her for giving hope to young girls everywhere that they too can achieve something so great. Scroll through.

Даже половина тебя лучше, чем другие целиком❣

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Наша кожа всегда нуждается в надежной защите. Особенно важно помнить об этом летом. Вы, наверное, уже поняли, что море и солнце я очень люблю, при этом о своей коже не забываю☀️ Раскрою вам секрет чудо-элексира, который можно сделать своими руками✨ В любой аптеке купите абрикосовое масло, масло авокадо или кокоса. Возьмите любой увлажняющий крем для тела (тот, запах которого вам наиболее приятен) и добавьте туда по несколько капель каждого из купленных масел. Полученная масса будет очень питательной, но немного жирной, поэтому лучше наносить на ночь. Кожа будет нежной, как у малыша! В идеале эту процедуру нужно делать хотя бы раз в 7-10 дней, но на море лучше проводить её раз в 3-5 дней. Ваша кожа защищена и нежна??

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? Hypnotised? Что любите больше, селфи или проф съемки ??

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Morning backstage ?

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Lucie Jaid

Now and then I like to give the spotlight to the very unknown and unfamous. Lucie Jaid or Lucie Mcconnell is someone that I have never heard of before. She claims to be an actress and growing up near one of the largest film cities in the world, I know that means she has been an extra a couple times. Everyone starts somewhere, let’s give her a couple years. I’m hoping she doesn’t have to suck her way into jobs only to be offered the topless drunk girl in the straight to Netflix, 1.5 star rated, 100k budget comedies. I wish her a long and successful future in whatever she finds herself into, especially if it’s porn or escorting. But side note, stripper in Macau makes bank.

So happy with how everything in my life is going lately, feeling so free and at peace ??? Photographer: @theswis

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TBT to that one time we played with glitter ✨? @felicitylocandrophotography @metamorphosismua

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Sunday's ☕️? @laceheartboutique_

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BTS yesterday in Sydney ?? – ? check out @lillyswim ?

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Sneak peak of today's shoot ?

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? – Tuesday's with @lachlanplease ??? @arsenicmagazine #arsenicmagazine

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Beach day with @felicitylocandrophotography and @jessicamariemakeupartist ????

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