Lucie Jaid Mcconnell is back with a small development for imaginations that run wild, mainly mine I guess. But it’s confirmed, she has a real job and doesn’t need to escort or suck dicks to get into a Netflix movie. That’s if you believe her. I’d say out of life experience, 70% of the things a female says is a lie.
But you know me, I like to trust everyone. Her acting profile on StarNow has been set to private, you can check that out here, but she doesn’t act. Don’t get me wrong here, I’m a fan and I think she’s going places. Everyone strives to be better and I feel like she’s at that point where a nose job is the final project. Half of me wishes she did start escorting so she could book her consultation tomorrow. The alternative would be to start a gofundme to save her from that dark path.
Jaylene Cook is the New Zealander that I’m on the fence about. There’s an extremely boring and unfulfilling NSFW photoshoot she did for Playboy Mexico (what a joke). She must’ve been pretty desperate for rent money to let those guys make jerkoff material. Even though I’ll take whatever comes our way, I’m hoping she never has to stoop that low again. Sometimes it’s hard to see what girls will do for a fast buck. Playboy in general makes me shudder, let alone one of the dirtbag editions but if you’re curious you can check them and the shoot out here. Hopefully Monster Energy will give her enough bankroll to keep her going. Click for the NSFW gallery that isn’t anywhere near as good as her regular Instagram. Obviously I had to make up for that.
Stacey Tonkes has seen a lot of traffic here from you guys. I don’t blame you, this is one of those Aussie’s that knows how the game works. She realizes that using your body to make money is sometimes the best option. I respect that. So back by popular demand and given that it’s the weekend cache. I present one of our favorites again. You know the drill. Scroll through, get back to your life.
Now and then I like to give the spotlight to the very unknown and unfamous. Lucie Jaid or Lucie Mcconnell is someone that I have never heard of before. She claims to be an actress and growing up near one of the largest film cities in the world, I know that means she has been an extra a couple times. Everyone starts somewhere, let’s give her a couple years. I’m hoping she doesn’t have to suck her way into jobs only to be offered the topless drunk girl in the straight to Netflix, 1.5 star rated, 100k budget comedies. I wish her a long and successful future in whatever she finds herself into, especially if it’s porn or escorting. But side note, stripper in Macau makes bank.
Kasey Hill is your average Aussie blonde trying to get away from their country like the plague. They say that if an Australian girl doesn’t leave in time, they start to grow trashy tats down their arms and crotches. It’s what happens when they stick around long enough to get touched by someone who doesn’t make taxable income. I’ve seen it many times and it’s not pretty. For some reason, their only course of safety is getting on that green card diet. Kasey should be safe, the risk lowers after age 30. I wish her good luck.
It’s Sunday and that means another day of the 10 best asses online. It’s a day that our grandfathers fought for our freedom to bare. A day that would have never existed without them. I think for the most part these girls are using their country and the world a service that no one else could. I feel proud to share with you the fruits of their hard work. So without further delay here is Sundaybum day, end of week humpday. Scroll through.